The Adventurous Bird

The Adventurous Bird often carried a cheese grater that they would often play with. It should have been a weird and wonderful approach to life, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Bird, who thought it was spectacular. You wouldnt have thought, a cheese grater was the thing that was opted for.

The Adventurous Bird searched for a sack of potatoes that they would occasionally break. It should be an unusual thought, to my neighbour, but not to the Bird, who thought it would be the most awesome idea. Bizarrely, a sack of potatoes being the thing opted for.

The Adventurous Bird desperately desired a CD player that they sometimes rub on his belly. This seems a fairly exciting suggestion, to my grandma, but not to the Bird, who feels that this idea is awesome. Honestly, a CD player would be the item that was chosen.

The Adventurous Bird desperately needed a rubber johnny that they liked to drop. It was considered to be a fairly extraordinary action, to my children, but not to the Bird, who expected that it was in fact, amazing. Strangely, a rubber johnny is the item that was chosen.

The Adventurous Bird looked for a piece of paper that they liked to sit and look at. It was a fairly new thing to do, to my neighbour, but not to the Bird, who assumed that this idea is fun. You wouldnt have imagined, a piece of paper is the thing that was chosen.

The Adventurous Bird found a rubber johnny to embrace. It would be a funny operation, to my children, but not to the Bird, who thought that the idea was awesome. A rubber johnny was the item that was selected.