The Exciting Bird

The Exciting Bird searched for a wig to drop. It was a new approach to life, to me and my parents, but not to the Bird, who felt that this idea is out of this world. You wouldnt have thought, a wig was the item that was chosen.

The Exciting Bird desperately looked for a can of Dr Pepper that they would often insert somewhere. It should have been a fairly original operation, to me, but not to the Bird, who considered that the idea was fun. Bizarrely, a can of Dr Pepper would be the thing that was chosen.

The Exciting Bird craved for a hat that they would sometimes put down their trousers. It would be a fairly new suggestion, to my grandpa, but not to the Bird, who feels that it was in fact, entertaining. Remarkably, a hat would be the item chosen.

The Exciting Bird found a sword that they liked to put in the bath with him. It would have been a weird and wonderful action, to everybody you know, but not to the Bird, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was wonderful. A sword is the item to opt for.

The Exciting Bird found a toilet brush to put on his head. One might say this is a strange exercise, to you, but not to the Bird, who feels it was simply life. Bizarrely, a toilet brush would be the thing that was selected.

The Exciting Bird wanted a sack of potatoes to sleep with. It was a fairly extraordinary approach to life, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Bird, who feels it was exciting. Who would have imagined, a sack of potatoes was the item that was opted for.