Chinese Bird

Chinese Bird desperately searched for a stapler that they would sometimes experiment on. It should have been a fairly extraordinary activity, to me, but not to the Bird, who thinks that the idea was fun. A stapler being the item selected.

Chinese Bird always kept a little monkey that they would occasionally smash. It should have been a weird and wonderful exercise, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Bird, who considered that this idea was epic. Bizarrely, a little monkey being the thing selected.

Chinese Bird desperately searched for a crown that they would sometimes embrace. It might be a weird and wonderful idea, to my dad, but not to the Bird, who assumed that it was in fact, awe-inspring. You wouldnt have thought, a crown having that done to it

Chinese Bird had a rubber johnny that they liked to embrace. It would be an extraordinary suggestion, to many, but not to the Bird, who assumed it was out of this world. Remarkably, a rubber johnny would be the item that was selected.

Chinese Bird always kept a rubber chicken to share. It was a somewhat surprising activity, to everybody you know, but not to the Bird, who feels that the idea was awesome. Who would have thought, a rubber chicken was the thing that was opted for.

Chinese Bird carried a wig to put on his head. It should be a different thought, to you and me, but not to the Bird, who had decided that this idea was the most awesome idea. Who would have thought, a wig is the thing to select.