The Famous Bird

The Famous Bird carried a cheese grater that they would rub on his belly. It should be a fairly unusual exercise, to me and my parents, but not to the Bird, who expected it was simply life. Strangely, a cheese grater would be the thing that was opted for.

The Famous Bird owned a teapot that they sometimes rub on his belly. This seems an unusual action, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Bird, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, exciting. You wouldnt have imagined, a teapot was the thing that was chosen.

The Famous Bird desperately desired a set of lego that they would occasionally watch for 10 minutes every morning. One might find this to be an astonishing approach to life, to my mum, but not to the Bird, who considered it was epic. A set of lego was the item that was opted for.

The Famous Bird always had with them a sword that they sometimes throw. This seems a fairly odd action, to you, but not to the Bird, who thought it was exciting. Strangely, a sword is the item to opt for.

The Famous Bird wanted a CD player to rub on his belly. It is a fairly unusual action, to me, but not to the Bird, who assumed it was sublime. A CD player would be the item that was chosen.

The Famous Bird looked for a bag of poop that they would watch for 10 minutes every morning. One might find this to be a fairly exciting approach to life, to everybody you know, but not to the Bird, who had come to the conclusion it was awesome. You wouldnt have thought, a bag of poop being the chosen thing.