Her Bum Loving Bird

Her Bum Loving Bird desperately needed a stretchman that they would occasionally experiment on. It would have been a strange idea, to me, but not to the Bird, who thinks that the idea was entertaining. A stretchman would be the chosen thing.

Her Bum Loving Bird desperately searched for a bottle of wine that they would occasionally drop. This seems to be a strange suggestion, to my grandma, but not to the Bird, who thinks that this idea was fun. Who would have imagined, a bottle of wine is the item to opt for.

Her Bum Loving Bird desperately needed a computer that they would often put up their bum. It would have been a fairly weird activity, to my neighbour, but not to the Bird, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, magnificent. Honestly, a computer being the item selected.

Her Bum Loving Bird desired a can of Tango that they would put down their trousers. It was considered to be a weird and wonderful suggestion, to everybody you know, but not to the Bird, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was awesome. A can of Tango of all things.

Her Bum Loving Bird desperately looked for a magic 8 ball that they would often hug. This seems to be a fairly surprising idea, to my grandma, but not to the Bird, who thought that the idea was out of this world. You wouldnt have thought, a magic 8 ball was the thing that was selected.

Her Bum Loving Bird looked for a pen that they liked to put in the bath with him. It is a curious suggestion, to me and my children, but not to the Bird, who expected that this idea was out of this world. Who would have imagined, a pen being the chosen item.