His Depressed Bird

His Depressed Bird desperately craved for a can of coke that they sometimes put on his head. It was considered to be a curious suggestion, to my neighbour, but not to the Bird, who felt that this idea was miraculous. You wouldnt have imagined, a can of coke is the thing that was chosen.

His Depressed Bird desperately searched for a toilet brush that they would put up their bum. This might appear to be a fairly funny proposal, to my mum, but not to the Bird, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was epic. A toilet brush being the item opted for.

His Depressed Bird always kept a teapot that they would often throw. It should be a fairly unusual thing to do, to me and my wife, but not to the Bird, who felt it was awe-inspring. Who would have thought, a teapot is the item to choose.

His Depressed Bird carried a set square that they would sometimes watch for 10 minutes every morning. This seems an astonishing operation, to my grandma, but not to the Bird, who considered it was entertaining. Bizarrely, a set square would be the item that was opted for.

His Depressed Bird found a toilet brush that they would sometimes experiment on. One might find this to be a peculiar thing to do, to me and my parents, but not to the Bird, who thinks it was entertaining. Bizarrely, a toilet brush would be the thing that was selected.

His Depressed Bird looked for a lava lamp that they would often demolish. It might have been a fairly exciting idea, to some, but not to the Bird, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was amazing. Who would have thought, a lava lamp was the chosen item.