My Red Bird

My Red Bird had a bag of poop that they liked to cuddle. This could be considered a strange undertaking, to many, but not to the Bird, who had decided that the idea was magnificent. Strangely, a bag of poop would be the item chosen.

My Red Bird needed a porno magazine to try to nail to the wall. This might appear to be a fairly different proposal, to you and me, but not to the Bird, who thinks that this idea is awesome. Strangely, a porno magazine was the item that was opted for.

My Red Bird looked for a set square that they would sometimes try to nail to the wall. This seems to be an exciting approach to life, to many, but not to the Bird, who felt it was wonderful. Remarkably, a set square of all things.

My Red Bird desperately needed a rubber johnny that they sometimes play with. One might find this to be a fairly new operation, to most, but not to the Bird, who assumed that the idea was spectacular. You wouldnt have thought, a rubber johnny would be the thing that was opted for.

My Red Bird desperately searched for a helmet that they would often insert somewhere. This could be considered a fairly odd proposal, to me and my parents, but not to the Bird, who assumed that the idea was awe-inspring. Who would have thought, a helmet is the item to opt for.

My Red Bird desperately needed a melon that they liked to break. One might find this to be an odd action, to you and me, but not to the Bird, who expected it would be stunning. Who would have imagined, a melon was the item that was chosen.