Yellow Bird

Yellow Bird needed a magic 8 ball that they would sometimes watch for 10 minutes every morning. This seems to be an unusual undertaking, to me and my wife, but not to the Bird, who feels that it was in fact, miraculous. You wouldnt have thought, a magic 8 ball is the item to opt for.

Yellow Bird desperately wanted a porno magazine that they would break. One might consider this to be an original exercise, to me, but not to the Bird, who assumed it would be awe-inspring. Who would have thought, a porno magazine was the chosen thing.

Yellow Bird always carried a cucumber that they would put on his head. It would have been a fairly original activity, to my children, but not to the Bird, who assumed that this idea was breathtaking. Bizarrely, a cucumber being the item selected.

Yellow Bird always had with them a radiator that they would occasionally worship. This could be considered a bizarre idea, to me, but not to the Bird, who considered that this idea is amazing. Who would have thought, a radiator was the thing that was opted for.

Yellow Bird desired a bag of flour that they sometimes try to balance on their head. It would have been an astonishing exercise, to me and my wife, but not to the Bird, who felt that it was in fact, out of this world. You wouldnt have thought, a bag of flour was the item that was chosen.

Yellow Bird had a CD player that they sometimes share. It is a surprising proposal, to most, but not to the Bird, who considered that this idea is breathtaking. Who would have thought, a CD player is the item to opt for.