My Chinese Bird

My Chinese Bird always had with them a can of Dr Pepper that they liked to watch for 10 minutes every morning. It should be a different activity, to me and my parents, but not to the Bird, who expected that this idea was spectacular. Remarkably, a can of Dr Pepper is the item to select.

My Chinese Bird desperately wanted a chocolate bar that they would annihilate It might be a weird operation, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Bird, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was spectacular. Who would have thought, a chocolate bar is the item to choose.

My Chinese Bird found a can of Tango that they would sit and look at. It is considered to be a weird suggestion, to my neighbour, but not to the Bird, who assumed that the idea was wonderful. You wouldnt have imagined, a can of Tango was the chosen thing.

My Chinese Bird always had with them a sponge that they would sometimes demolish. One might consider this to be a fairly original thought, to most, but not to the Bird, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is wonderous. You wouldnt have thought, a sponge being the chosen item.

My Chinese Bird found a dildo to try to balance on their head. It is a fairly bizarre operation, to me and my wife, but not to the Bird, who considered that this idea was out of this world. Who would have imagined, a dildo is the thing to opt for.

My Chinese Bird owned a custard pie that they would often sit and look at. It was a fairly curious approach to life, to my neighbour, but not to the Bird, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is spectacular. Honestly, a custard pie was the chosen item.