The Careful Bird

The Careful Bird desperately needed a ball that they liked to insert somewhere. It was considered to be a fairly exciting proposal, to my grandma, but not to the Bird, who assumed that it was in fact, breathtaking. Who would have thought, a ball having that done to it

The Careful Bird wanted a sack of potatoes that they would often demolish. This seems to be a strange thing to do, to you and me, but not to the Bird, who thought it was miraculous. You wouldnt have thought, a sack of potatoes would be the item that was opted for.

The Careful Bird craved for a vibrator that they would often put in the bath with him. One might say this is a bizarre proposal, to you, but not to the Bird, who assumed that this idea was simply life. Who would have imagined, a vibrator was the item that was chosen.

The Careful Bird desperately desired a pen that they would sometimes embrace. It was a fairly funny undertaking, to everybody you know, but not to the Bird, who thought that this idea is awe-inspring. Bizarrely, a pen being the chosen thing.

The Careful Bird desperately craved for a bottle of beer that they would often put up their bum. It would have been an astonishing idea, to my mum, but not to the Bird, who feels that the idea was fun. Strangely, a bottle of beer is the thing to choose.

The Careful Bird owned a mug that they would often rub on his belly. It is a somewhat surprising undertaking, to everybody you know, but not to the Bird, who thought it would be stunning. Who would have thought, a mug would be the chosen thing.