Their Purple Bear

Their Purple Bear found a hat that they would occasionally cuddle. It was an extraordinary action, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Bear, who had decided that this idea was out of this world. Honestly, a hat was the item that was selected.

Their Purple Bear desperately craved for a vibrator that they sometimes cuddle. One might find this to be a fairly exciting operation, to my neighbour, but not to the Bear, who expected that this idea was epic. Strangely, a vibrator was the thing that was chosen.

Their Purple Bear carried a cucumber that they sometimes play with. It would be an extraordinary approach to life, to me and my children, but not to the Bear, who thinks that the idea was breathtaking. Bizarrely, a cucumber being the item opted for.

Their Purple Bear always had with them a can of Tango to annihilate This could be considered a fairly original exercise, to you and me, but not to the Bear, who had decided it was exciting. A can of Tango is the thing to opt for.

Their Purple Bear desired a rubber johnny that they would put on his head. This seems a fairly surprising thought, to me and my husband, but not to the Bear, who thought that the idea was miraculous. Honestly, a rubber johnny being the chosen item.

Their Purple Bear desperately craved for a little monkey that they would often hug. It is a fairly astonishing exercise, to my children, but not to the Bear, who expected that it was in fact, awesome. Strangely, a little monkey is the thing that was chosen.