My Crypting Bear

My Crypting Bear always had with them a sponge that they liked to demolish. It might be an odd activity, to me and my parents, but not to the Bear, who assumed that it was in fact, magnificent. A sponge is the item that was chosen.

My Crypting Bear needed a chocolate bar that they would sleep with. It is considered to be a fairly curious proposal, to my mum, but not to the Bear, who thinks that the idea was miraculous. Who would have thought, a chocolate bar being the item selected.

My Crypting Bear desired a bottle of beer that they would try to balance on their head. It should have been a fairly peculiar thought, to you, but not to the Bear, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was simply life. A bottle of beer was the item that was opted for.

My Crypting Bear found a set of lego to smash. It should have been an original exercise, to my neighbour, but not to the Bear, who feels that the idea was wonderous. Who would have imagined, a set of lego was the item that was chosen.

My Crypting Bear wanted a ball that they liked to put in the bath with him. This seems a surprising approach to life, to my grandma, but not to the Bear, who thinks that it was in fact, miraculous. Bizarrely, a ball was the item that was chosen.

My Crypting Bear desired a bottle of wine that they liked to demolish. It should have been a fairly peculiar idea, to my children, but not to the Bear, who thinks that it was in fact, fun. Honestly, a bottle of wine would be the thing that was opted for.