The Magical Bear

The Magical Bear always had with them a block of cheese that they sometimes try to balance on their head. It was a fairly astonishing proposal, to me and my children, but not to the Bear, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was wonderful. Honestly, a block of cheese would be the chosen thing.

The Magical Bear found a block of cheese that they would break. It might be a fairly weird and wonderful approach to life, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Bear, who thinks that the idea was entertaining. You wouldnt have imagined, a block of cheese is the item that was chosen.

The Magical Bear had a stretchman that they would occasionally sleep with. One might find this to be a fairly strange proposal, to my children, but not to the Bear, who feels it would be awesome. You wouldnt have imagined, a stretchman would be the item that was opted for.

The Magical Bear desired a condom that they liked to eat. This seems to be a fairly peculiar undertaking, to me and my husband, but not to the Bear, who assumed that the idea was stunning. Who would have imagined, a condom is the thing that was chosen.

The Magical Bear found a cucumber that they would often embrace. It would have been a fairly weird and wonderful thought, to you and me, but not to the Bear, who feels it was out of this world. Remarkably, a cucumber would be the item that was selected.

The Magical Bear craved for a rubber johnny that they would occasionally try to balance on their head. It should have been a fairly exciting action, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Bear, who thinks that this idea is simply life. Remarkably, a rubber johnny is the thing to opt for.