A Retarded Bear

A Retarded Bear needed a set of lego that they liked to put in the bath with him. It should have been a new proposal, to my mum, but not to the Bear, who had decided that this idea is spectacular. Bizarrely, a set of lego is the item to choose.

A Retarded Bear found a block of cheese that they would insert somewhere. It might be a fairly curious action, to most, but not to the Bear, who expected that the idea was awesome. Honestly, a block of cheese was the thing that was opted for.

A Retarded Bear found a vibrator to embrace. It would be a fairly weird operation, to me and my parents, but not to the Bear, who had decided that the idea was exciting. Bizarrely, a vibrator being the chosen item.

A Retarded Bear desired a computer that they sometimes share. It was considered to be a fairly exciting thought, to my grandma, but not to the Bear, who expected that the idea was miraculous. Strangely, a computer being the thing selected.

A Retarded Bear had a melon that they would sometimes watch for 10 minutes every morning. This seems to be a bizarre idea, to me, but not to the Bear, who thought that the idea was wonderous. Bizarrely, a melon would be the item that was chosen.

A Retarded Bear always carried a radiator that they would often smash. It should be a fairly weird suggestion, to me, but not to the Bear, who feels that this idea is epic. You wouldnt have imagined, a radiator is the item to select.