My Dodgy Bear

My Dodgy Bear desperately desired a custard pie that they liked to demolish. It might be a fairly peculiar thought, to me and my wife, but not to the Bear, who thinks that the idea was miraculous. You wouldnt have imagined, a custard pie being the chosen item.

My Dodgy Bear found a condom to put up their bum. This seems a weird and wonderful operation, to my dad, but not to the Bear, who thought that it was in fact, awe-inspring. Who would have thought, a condom was the chosen item.

My Dodgy Bear found a custard pie that they would sometimes put down their trousers. It is considered to be an exciting thought, to many, but not to the Bear, who had decided that this idea was fun. Remarkably, a custard pie being the item selected.

My Dodgy Bear desperately wanted a set square that they would occasionally cuddle. It was a fairly surprising thing to do, to my mum, but not to the Bear, who thought that this idea is awesome. Who would have thought, a set square being the thing selected.

My Dodgy Bear craved for a sack of potatoes that they sometimes put on his head. It would be an exciting suggestion, to you and me, but not to the Bear, who had decided that the idea was out of this world. You wouldnt have thought, a sack of potatoes was the thing that was opted for.

My Dodgy Bear had a stapler that they would insert somewhere. It would have been a fairly weird and wonderful undertaking, to me and my wife, but not to the Bear, who thought that this idea is fun. You wouldnt have imagined, a stapler being the item selected.