The Yellow Bear

The Yellow Bear desperately looked for a mug that they would try to balance on their head. This seems to be a fairly strange idea, to my grandma, but not to the Bear, who considered that this idea was spectacular. A mug being the item selected.

The Yellow Bear craved for a pint of cider to sleep with. It might be a fairly original undertaking, to me and my children, but not to the Bear, who assumed that the idea was entertaining. Who would have imagined, a pint of cider is the item to choose.

The Yellow Bear looked for a porno magazine that they would sometimes worship. This seems a fairly bizarre exercise, to me and my children, but not to the Bear, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, epic. Bizarrely, a porno magazine being the thing selected.

The Yellow Bear desperately wanted a bottle of coke that they would rub on his belly. This could be considered a fairly unusual thing to do, to you and me, but not to the Bear, who thinks that the idea was out of this world. Who would have imagined, a bottle of coke being the item opted for.

The Yellow Bear carried a melon that they liked to sleep with. It is considered to be a fairly surprising action, to me and my husband, but not to the Bear, who felt that the idea was spectacular. You wouldnt have imagined, a melon being the item opted for.

The Yellow Bear always had with them a big sponge that they would occasionally sit and look at. One might say this is a bizarre thing to do, to me and my children, but not to the Bear, who expected that it was in fact, exciting. Honestly, a big sponge being the chosen thing.