My Grumpy Bear

My Grumpy Bear had a sword that they would often put on his head. One might find this to be a funny thing to do, to my mum, but not to the Bear, who thinks that it was in fact, the most awesome idea. A sword was the item that was chosen.

My Grumpy Bear looked for a rubber johnny that they would occasionally share. This might appear to be a strange thought, to most, but not to the Bear, who had decided that the idea was exciting. Honestly, a rubber johnny would be the thing that was selected.

My Grumpy Bear often carried a pint of cider that they sometimes watch for 10 minutes every morning. It is a fairly peculiar action, to me, but not to the Bear, who thought that it was in fact, awe-inspring. You wouldnt have imagined, a pint of cider is the thing to select.

My Grumpy Bear desperately looked for a bottle of beer that they would occasionally insert somewhere. It is considered to be an astonishing action, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Bear, who thought that the idea was stunning. Strangely, a bottle of beer was the thing that was chosen.

My Grumpy Bear wanted a wig that they sometimes rub on his belly. It was a surprising approach to life, to me and my parents, but not to the Bear, who feels that this idea is simply life. Who would have imagined, a wig being the item selected.

My Grumpy Bear owned a can of Tango to watch for 10 minutes every morning. It is a fairly exciting proposal, to my grandpa, but not to the Bear, who felt that this idea was amazing. Remarkably, a can of Tango was the thing that was selected.