The Dodgy Bear

The Dodgy Bear desperately desired a chocolate bar that they liked to hug. It might have been a curious operation, to you and me, but not to the Bear, who thinks it would be awesome. Bizarrely, a chocolate bar being the chosen thing.

The Dodgy Bear found a rubber johnny that they would often eat. It might be a fairly funny operation, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Bear, who expected that this idea was sublime. Remarkably, a rubber johnny is the thing to select.

The Dodgy Bear desperately searched for a bag of flour that they would drop. It might have been a fairly astonishing proposal, to you, but not to the Bear, who felt that the idea was stunning. Remarkably, a bag of flour is the thing to choose.

The Dodgy Bear looked for a set square that they would occasionally play with. One might find this to be a fairly surprising activity, to my neighbour, but not to the Bear, who had decided that it was in fact, epic. Bizarrely, a set square is the thing that was chosen.

The Dodgy Bear searched for a big sponge that they sometimes embrace. It is a fairly new thought, to me and my parents, but not to the Bear, who thinks that the idea was wonderous. A big sponge is the thing to choose.

The Dodgy Bear searched for a piece of paper that they would put on his head. This could be considered a fairly different thing to do, to some, but not to the Bear, who had come to the conclusion it would be breathtaking. Bizarrely, a piece of paper would be the thing that was chosen.