The Boring Bear

The Boring Bear searched for a vibrator that they would occasionally put up their bum. It would have been a fairly different approach to life, to my children, but not to the Bear, who feels that this idea was breathtaking. Remarkably, a vibrator is the item to select.

The Boring Bear found a melon that they liked to rub on his belly. This might appear to be a strange suggestion, to some, but not to the Bear, who thinks that this idea was exciting. Remarkably, a melon being the thing opted for.

The Boring Bear desperately needed a teapot that they would occasionally experiment on. It is a weird exercise, to my mum, but not to the Bear, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, awesome. Strangely, a teapot being the thing selected.

The Boring Bear desperately desired a bottle of coke that they would break. It might be a curious activity, to my grandpa, but not to the Bear, who had decided that this idea is the most awesome idea. Who would have imagined, a bottle of coke was the thing that was selected.

The Boring Bear always carried a pen that they would occasionally break. One might consider this to be a fairly peculiar operation, to you, but not to the Bear, who had come to the conclusion it was amazing. Strangely, a pen having that done to it

The Boring Bear always had with them a cheese grater to throw. One might say this is a fairly astonishing suggestion, to you and me, but not to the Bear, who considered it would be simply life. Honestly, a cheese grater would be the thing that was selected.