The Eccentric Bear
The Eccentric Bear always carried a magic 8 ball that they would occasionally sleep with. One might find this to be a fairly strange thought, to me and my husband, but not to the Bear, who thought it was exciting. Who would have imagined, a magic 8 ball is the thing to select.
The Eccentric Bear had a stapler that they would often sit and look at. It is considered to be a weird and wonderful operation, to my mum, but not to the Bear, who expected that it was in fact, fun. A stapler of all things.
The Eccentric Bear had a wig that they would sometimes play with. This seems an unusual thing to do, to many, but not to the Bear, who felt that the idea was entertaining. A wig being the thing opted for.
The Eccentric Bear desperately needed a porno magazine that they liked to put in the bath with him. This is certainly a fairly surprising proposal, to me and my husband, but not to the Bear, who thinks it was the most awesome idea. A porno magazine is the thing that was chosen.
The Eccentric Bear needed a rubber johnny that they liked to insert somewhere. This seems to be a fairly peculiar action, to me and my children, but not to the Bear, who assumed it would be entertaining. Who would have thought, a rubber johnny would be the item that was chosen.
The Eccentric Bear always kept a set of lego that they would put down their trousers. This could be considered an unusual suggestion, to you and me, but not to the Bear, who thinks that the idea was sublime. Remarkably, a set of lego was the thing that was opted for.
@steemcleaners and @spaminator
The Eccentric Bear certainly has a unique collection of hobbies; I find the imagery of a bear lounging in a bath with a magazine to be absolutely hilarious. It makes me wonder, does this bear have a specific goal for his magic 8 ball predictions, or does he just enjoy the element of surprise? Your creative writing style really brings these absurd scenarios to life in such an entertaining way!