A Special Bear

A Special Bear owned a pen that they liked to hug. It was a fairly surprising thing to do, to me and my wife, but not to the Bear, who assumed that this idea was awesome. Who would have imagined, a pen is the thing to opt for.

A Special Bear always had with them a wig that they would often play with. It is an astonishing proposal, to me and my parents, but not to the Bear, who had decided that this idea is fun. Bizarrely, a wig is the item to opt for.

A Special Bear desperately desired a vibrator that they would often try to balance on their head. It would be a fairly bizarre idea, to my children, but not to the Bear, who thought it was epic. A vibrator would be the thing that was chosen.

A Special Bear found a spade that they liked to put on his head. It might be a fairly surprising proposal, to me and my husband, but not to the Bear, who had decided that this idea is entertaining. Remarkably, a spade would be the item that was chosen.

A Special Bear always carried a painting of a melon that they would occasionally sleep with. It should have been a fairly original suggestion, to my mum, but not to the Bear, who considered it was sublime. Strangely, a painting of a melon being the chosen item.

A Special Bear always had with them a teapot that they would occasionally sleep with. It might have been a new operation, to most, but not to the Bear, who had come to the conclusion it would be awesome. Strangely, a teapot was the chosen thing.