My Magical Baby

My Magical Baby had a dildo that they would watch for 10 minutes every morning. This seems to be a fairly weird and wonderful operation, to most, but not to the Baby, who had decided that this idea was out of this world. Honestly, a dildo is the thing to select.

My Magical Baby carried a sack of potatoes to play with. It is considered to be a fairly weird and wonderful approach to life, to my grandpa, but not to the Baby, who had decided it was the most awesome idea. Bizarrely, a sack of potatoes is the thing to select.

My Magical Baby desperately craved for a computer that they sometimes watch for 10 minutes every morning. One might say this is a surprising activity, to my grandpa, but not to the Baby, who thinks that this idea is epic. You wouldnt have thought, a computer is the item to opt for.

My Magical Baby carried a painting of a melon that they sometimes demolish. It is a fairly new undertaking, to me and my parents, but not to the Baby, who considered it was wonderous. Bizarrely, a painting of a melon being the item selected.

My Magical Baby desperately searched for a big sponge that they would sometimes smash. It would have been a new exercise, to me and my wife, but not to the Baby, who felt that the idea was fun. Honestly, a big sponge was the thing that was opted for.

My Magical Baby desperately searched for a sack of potatoes that they would occasionally embrace. This seems to be a fairly exciting proposal, to most, but not to the Baby, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, wonderous. You wouldnt have thought, a sack of potatoes would be the item that was selected.