Their Confused Baby

Their Confused Baby desperately looked for a set square that they would sometimes smash. It was an astonishing undertaking, to me and my husband, but not to the Baby, who feels it would be wonderful. Who would have imagined, a set square is the thing that was chosen.

Their Confused Baby always had with them a mug that they would occasionally smash. It is considered to be an astonishing thought, to my dad, but not to the Baby, who had decided it was out of this world. A mug would be the item chosen.

Their Confused Baby desperately desired a cucumber that they would insert somewhere. It was a fairly weird and wonderful undertaking, to me, but not to the Baby, who thought it would be spectacular. Strangely, a cucumber being the item opted for.

Their Confused Baby desperately looked for a bottle of coke that they would occasionally try to balance on their head. It would have been an exciting exercise, to you and me, but not to the Baby, who thinks that the idea was miraculous. Who would have thought, a bottle of coke would be the thing that was chosen.

Their Confused Baby searched for a cheese grater that they would often put down their trousers. It is considered to be a fairly astonishing thing to do, to most, but not to the Baby, who felt it would be fun. You wouldnt have imagined, a cheese grater being the chosen item.

Their Confused Baby desperately wanted a can of coke that they would often play with. It was a surprising action, to me, but not to the Baby, who felt that it was in fact, sublime. Who would have imagined, a can of coke is the thing to opt for.