The Adorable Baby

The Adorable Baby wanted a bat to put on his head. One might say this is a fairly astonishing thought, to everybody you know, but not to the Baby, who thinks that the idea was the most awesome idea. Bizarrely, a bat would be the chosen thing.

The Adorable Baby often carried a cucumber that they would occasionally sit and look at. It was a fairly weird action, to me and my husband, but not to the Baby, who thought that the idea was spectacular. Who would have imagined, a cucumber being the item opted for.

The Adorable Baby desperately craved for a wig that they would put in the bath with him. It was a fairly unusual operation, to many, but not to the Baby, who thought that the idea was exciting. Who would have thought, a wig would be the thing that was chosen.

The Adorable Baby desperately desired a vibrator that they would occasionally eat. It was a fairly strange approach to life, to some, but not to the Baby, who assumed that this idea was wonderful. You wouldnt have thought, a vibrator was the item that was chosen.

The Adorable Baby carried a crown to smash. This is certainly a new action, to me, but not to the Baby, who thought it would be miraculous. Bizarrely, a crown being the chosen item.

The Adorable Baby owned a set of lego that they would sometimes put in the bath with him. It is a fairly strange exercise, to me and my parents, but not to the Baby, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was magnificent. Who would have imagined, a set of lego was the item that was opted for.