My Bum Loving Baby

My Bum Loving Baby wanted a piece of paper that they would sometimes put in the bath with him. It was a fairly original thought, to my neighbour, but not to the Baby, who thought that it was in fact, breathtaking. Bizarrely, a piece of paper is the thing to opt for.

My Bum Loving Baby always kept a tomato that they would often annihilate This could be considered a fairly weird operation, to many, but not to the Baby, who had decided that this idea was breathtaking. You wouldnt have thought, a tomato is the thing to choose.

My Bum Loving Baby wanted a sword that they liked to put up their bum. It was a fairly exciting activity, to me, but not to the Baby, who had decided that the idea was simply life. Strangely, a sword being the chosen thing.

My Bum Loving Baby needed a condom that they would sometimes eat. One might say this is an astonishing operation, to my neighbour, but not to the Baby, who considered it would be breathtaking. Bizarrely, a condom being the item selected.

My Bum Loving Baby needed a can of coke that they liked to drop. It would have been a fairly strange action, to most, but not to the Baby, who assumed that this idea is breathtaking. Honestly, a can of coke would be the item that was selected.

My Bum Loving Baby desired a melon that they would occasionally break. One might find this to be an exciting operation, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Baby, who had decided that this idea is out of this world. Who would have imagined, a melon being the chosen thing.