A Magical Baby

A Magical Baby desperately wanted a sack of potatoes that they sometimes worship. It is considered to be a fairly new exercise, to me, but not to the Baby, who feels it was fun. Strangely, a sack of potatoes is the thing to select.

A Magical Baby desperately searched for a bottle of coke that they liked to experiment on. It might be a fairly bizarre proposal, to you, but not to the Baby, who thought it would be entertaining. A bottle of coke would be the thing that was chosen.

A Magical Baby always had with them a bottle of wine that they would occasionally cuddle. This might appear to be an unusual thing to do, to me and my wife, but not to the Baby, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, the most awesome idea. Who would have imagined, a bottle of wine of all things.

A Magical Baby desperately wanted a stretchman to put up their bum. It should be a peculiar operation, to most, but not to the Baby, who thought that it was in fact, awe-inspring. A stretchman was the thing that was chosen.

A Magical Baby wanted a stretchman that they would sometimes demolish. It might have been an original action, to you, but not to the Baby, who thought that the idea was fun. A stretchman is the thing that was chosen.

A Magical Baby needed a sword that they sometimes smash. One might consider this to be a peculiar operation, to my children, but not to the Baby, who had decided it would be spectacular. Who would have thought, a sword being the chosen thing.