Their Boring Baby

Their Boring Baby desperately looked for a pencil sharpener that they would often try to balance on their head. It might have been a weird idea, to many, but not to the Baby, who had decided it would be sublime. Who would have imagined, a pencil sharpener is the thing to opt for.

Their Boring Baby craved for a dildo that they would often share. It might have been a strange suggestion, to me and my parents, but not to the Baby, who felt that this idea was awesome. Who would have thought, a dildo is the thing to choose.

Their Boring Baby always carried a sponge that they sometimes embrace. It might have been a curious idea, to me and my children, but not to the Baby, who assumed that the idea was simply life. You wouldnt have imagined, a sponge would be the thing that was opted for.

Their Boring Baby often carried a block of cheese that they would occasionally drop. It is a fairly exciting undertaking, to me and my wife, but not to the Baby, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was out of this world. Remarkably, a block of cheese being the thing opted for.

Their Boring Baby found a porno magazine that they liked to experiment on. It was considered to be a curious activity, to most, but not to the Baby, who thought that it was in fact, awe-inspring. A porno magazine is the item that was chosen.

Their Boring Baby needed a spade that they would occasionally break. It is considered to be a funny thing to do, to me and my children, but not to the Baby, who had come to the conclusion it would be fun. You wouldnt have imagined, a spade was the chosen item.