The Orange Baby

The Orange Baby had a wig that they sometimes drop. It should have been a curious idea, to my mum, but not to the Baby, who had decided that the idea was miraculous. A wig being the item selected.

The Orange Baby desperately looked for a wig that they would sometimes put up their bum. It would be a fairly original suggestion, to my children, but not to the Baby, who feels it would be wonderful. Who would have thought, a wig is the thing that was chosen.

The Orange Baby desperately needed a pint of beer that they would insert somewhere. This might appear to be a fairly weird and wonderful proposal, to some, but not to the Baby, who assumed that the idea was fun. Who would have imagined, a pint of beer would be the thing that was chosen.

The Orange Baby desperately searched for a can of Tango that they sometimes hug. This might appear to be a fairly surprising exercise, to my grandma, but not to the Baby, who felt that the idea was magnificent. Who would have imagined, a can of Tango would be the thing that was selected.

The Orange Baby desired a pen that they would occasionally eat. It should have been a weird activity, to everybody you know, but not to the Baby, who thought that the idea was fun. Bizarrely, a pen is the item to opt for.

The Orange Baby desperately craved for a can of Tango that they would occasionally play with. It is an original proposal, to my mum, but not to the Baby, who thought that the idea was awesome. Who would have imagined, a can of Tango was the thing that was selected.