The Talented Baboon

The Talented Baboon desperately looked for a bat to drop. This seems an original idea, to many, but not to the Baboon, who had decided it would be spectacular. You wouldnt have imagined, a bat is the thing to select.

The Talented Baboon wanted a spade that they sometimes worship. It might have been a fairly funny action, to me and my children, but not to the Baboon, who had decided that this idea was simply life. You wouldnt have imagined, a spade would be the thing that was chosen.

The Talented Baboon owned a rubber chicken that they would occasionally hug. This could be considered an original thought, to you and me, but not to the Baboon, who assumed it was epic. Honestly, a rubber chicken was the chosen item.

The Talented Baboon carried a wig that they liked to worship. This seems a peculiar undertaking, to me, but not to the Baboon, who expected that it was in fact, sublime. You wouldnt have thought, a wig would be the chosen thing.

The Talented Baboon always kept a custard pie that they liked to try to nail to the wall. This seems to be a bizarre idea, to me and my children, but not to the Baboon, who considered it would be breathtaking. Strangely, a custard pie was the chosen item.

The Talented Baboon carried a toilet brush that they liked to insert somewhere. This is certainly a weird thought, to my children, but not to the Baboon, who expected that this idea was sublime. Strangely, a toilet brush of all things.