The Square Baboon

The Square Baboon desperately needed a sponge that they would sometimes hug. This seems a fairly strange idea, to my mum, but not to the Baboon, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was sublime. You wouldnt have imagined, a sponge being the thing opted for.

The Square Baboon desperately craved for a bag of poop that they liked to hug. This is certainly a somewhat surprising exercise, to my grandma, but not to the Baboon, who felt it was sublime. A bag of poop is the item that was chosen.

The Square Baboon carried a painting of a melon that they would occasionally demolish. It was a peculiar proposal, to my mum, but not to the Baboon, who thinks that the idea was epic. You wouldnt have imagined, a painting of a melon having that done to it

The Square Baboon desperately looked for a tomato that they sometimes put in the bath with him. It was a strange proposal, to you, but not to the Baboon, who thinks that this idea is miraculous. Remarkably, a tomato would be the thing that was opted for.

The Square Baboon desperately wanted a helmet that they sometimes embrace. This might appear to be a curious suggestion, to me and my children, but not to the Baboon, who thought that this idea was sublime. Strangely, a helmet being the thing selected.

The Square Baboon carried a sword that they would occasionally eat. It might be a fairly bizarre thought, to me and my wife, but not to the Baboon, who had come to the conclusion it was awesome. You wouldnt have imagined, a sword being the chosen item.