The Gentle Baboon

The Gentle Baboon always had with them a lava lamp that they would sometimes break. It is an odd operation, to you and me, but not to the Baboon, who had decided it was breathtaking. You wouldnt have imagined, a lava lamp would be the thing that was opted for.

The Gentle Baboon always kept a melon that they would sometimes sit and look at. It was a fairly peculiar exercise, to most, but not to the Baboon, who assumed it was amazing. Strangely, a melon would be the item that was selected.

The Gentle Baboon found a helmet that they sometimes put down their trousers. This is certainly a fairly bizarre proposal, to me, but not to the Baboon, who assumed it was entertaining. Strangely, a helmet would be the thing that was chosen.

The Gentle Baboon desperately searched for a big sponge that they would sometimes hug. It should be an extraordinary proposal, to everybody you know, but not to the Baboon, who expected that this idea is the most awesome idea. Bizarrely, a big sponge would be the item that was opted for.

The Gentle Baboon needed a little monkey that they liked to play with. It is a fairly extraordinary suggestion, to my neighbour, but not to the Baboon, who thought that the idea was the most awesome idea. You wouldnt have thought, a little monkey is the item that was chosen.

The Gentle Baboon desperately wanted a mug that they would sleep with. One might say this is a fairly bizarre activity, to me, but not to the Baboon, who thinks that it was in fact, the most awesome idea. Strangely, a mug would be the item that was chosen.