Her Adventurous Baboon

Her Adventurous Baboon wanted a cheese grater that they sometimes experiment on. This is certainly an exciting thought, to my dad, but not to the Baboon, who felt that the idea was wonderful. A cheese grater was the chosen item.

Her Adventurous Baboon desired a condom that they would sometimes throw. It might be a fairly surprising approach to life, to my grandma, but not to the Baboon, who expected it was out of this world. Bizarrely, a condom being the chosen thing.

Her Adventurous Baboon owned a teapot that they would sometimes experiment on. It was a bizarre thing to do, to my grandpa, but not to the Baboon, who had decided that the idea was exciting. Who would have thought, a teapot is the thing to select.

Her Adventurous Baboon craved for a pencil sharpener that they would put up their bum. One might consider this to be an unusual activity, to my mum, but not to the Baboon, who considered that this idea was out of this world. You wouldnt have imagined, a pencil sharpener was the chosen item.

Her Adventurous Baboon always kept a dildo that they would smash. It was considered to be an unusual thing to do, to me and my parents, but not to the Baboon, who thought that this idea is breathtaking. You wouldnt have imagined, a dildo having that done to it

Her Adventurous Baboon carried a custard pie that they would often try to nail to the wall. It should have been a fairly odd proposal, to my dad, but not to the Baboon, who thought that it was in fact, out of this world. You wouldnt have thought, a custard pie is the item to select.