The Stupid Baboon

The Stupid Baboon desperately desired a spade that they would occasionally play with. It was considered to be a fairly different operation, to many, but not to the Baboon, who had come to the conclusion it was sublime. A spade would be the thing that was chosen.

The Stupid Baboon owned a rubber chicken that they would annihilate One might consider this to be a curious idea, to me and my wife, but not to the Baboon, who had decided that it was in fact, awesome. Remarkably, a rubber chicken was the chosen thing.

The Stupid Baboon craved for a bottle of beer to cuddle. It was considered to be a funny suggestion, to my grandma, but not to the Baboon, who feels it would be simply life. Bizarrely, a bottle of beer was the thing that was opted for.

The Stupid Baboon wanted a block of cheese that they would occasionally try to balance on their head. One might find this to be a fairly surprising thought, to me and my children, but not to the Baboon, who feels it would be wonderful. Who would have imagined, a block of cheese was the chosen thing.

The Stupid Baboon always had with them a vibrator that they would often experiment on. This might appear to be a curious approach to life, to most, but not to the Baboon, who thinks that this idea was simply life. You wouldnt have imagined, a vibrator being the chosen thing.

The Stupid Baboon always had with them a set of lego that they would often smash. It should be a fairly original activity, to my dad, but not to the Baboon, who had decided it was stunning. A set of lego would be the thing that was opted for.