The Energetic Baboon

The Energetic Baboon needed a Harry Potter wand to put on his head. It should have been a fairly surprising action, to me, but not to the Baboon, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, entertaining. Honestly, a Harry Potter wand would be the thing that was selected.

The Energetic Baboon needed a can of Tango that they would often smash. One might say this is a fairly original exercise, to my children, but not to the Baboon, who expected that this idea was sublime. Who would have thought, a can of Tango is the thing to choose.

The Energetic Baboon wanted a pint of beer that they liked to put up their bum. It would have been a surprising idea, to me and my parents, but not to the Baboon, who assumed that it was in fact, awesome. Honestly, a pint of beer would be the item that was opted for.

The Energetic Baboon desperately looked for a piece of paper that they would often drop. It might have been a fairly exciting exercise, to me and my children, but not to the Baboon, who considered it was breathtaking. You wouldnt have thought, a piece of paper was the item that was opted for.

The Energetic Baboon wanted a cheese grater that they liked to smash. This could be considered a funny thing to do, to me and my children, but not to the Baboon, who feels that it was in fact, magnificent. You wouldnt have thought, a cheese grater being the item selected.

The Energetic Baboon wanted a little monkey that they would hug. It should have been a fairly new idea, to me and my children, but not to the Baboon, who expected it would be epic. Honestly, a little monkey was the item that was opted for.