The Dodgy Baboon

The Dodgy Baboon desperately searched for a can of coke to play with. It was considered to be a fairly weird and wonderful suggestion, to my grandma, but not to the Baboon, who thought that it was in fact, simply life. You wouldnt have imagined, a can of coke being the chosen thing.

The Dodgy Baboon always had with them a bag of flour that they would occasionally put on his head. One might consider this to be a peculiar exercise, to me and my wife, but not to the Baboon, who thinks that this idea is awe-inspring. Honestly, a bag of flour being the thing selected.

The Dodgy Baboon desperately wanted a bottle of coke that they would occasionally experiment on. It is a curious exercise, to me and my wife, but not to the Baboon, who had decided that this idea is entertaining. A bottle of coke was the item that was opted for.

The Dodgy Baboon looked for a rubber johnny that they would sometimes put on his head. This might appear to be a surprising thought, to me and my wife, but not to the Baboon, who thought it was awe-inspring. Who would have imagined, a rubber johnny is the item to opt for.

The Dodgy Baboon craved for a bottle of wine that they would eat. It would be a fairly surprising approach to life, to my neighbour, but not to the Baboon, who had decided that the idea was wonderful. Who would have imagined, a bottle of wine would be the chosen thing.

The Dodgy Baboon owned a tomato that they would play with. It was a fairly astonishing exercise, to my children, but not to the Baboon, who felt that the idea was breathtaking. Bizarrely, a tomato being the item selected.