Her Retarded Baboon

Her Retarded Baboon carried a bottle of coke that they would sit and look at. This could be considered a fairly unusual operation, to my grandpa, but not to the Baboon, who had decided that the idea was epic. Remarkably, a bottle of coke would be the item chosen.

Her Retarded Baboon desired a bat to experiment on. One might say this is a fairly strange proposal, to my children, but not to the Baboon, who felt that it was in fact, epic. Strangely, a bat was the item that was opted for.

Her Retarded Baboon needed a pint of beer that they would put in the bath with him. It is considered to be a fairly peculiar suggestion, to me and my parents, but not to the Baboon, who assumed that the idea was breathtaking. Strangely, a pint of beer would be the thing that was opted for.

Her Retarded Baboon had a sponge to eat. One might say this is a fairly astonishing idea, to my grandpa, but not to the Baboon, who feels that this idea is the most awesome idea. A sponge was the thing that was chosen.

Her Retarded Baboon always had with them a painting of a melon that they would watch for 10 minutes every morning. One might consider this to be a fairly original action, to you and me, but not to the Baboon, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was spectacular. Strangely, a painting of a melon was the thing that was chosen.

Her Retarded Baboon desperately searched for a lava lamp to cuddle. This seems to be a different exercise, to most, but not to the Baboon, who had come to the conclusion it would be wonderful. Who would have imagined, a lava lamp being the item opted for.