My Colourful Baboon

My Colourful Baboon desperately needed a wig that they would sometimes demolish. One might find this to be a weird and wonderful thought, to my grandma, but not to the Baboon, who considered it was awesome. Honestly, a wig was the chosen item.

My Colourful Baboon needed a computer that they would occasionally embrace. This is certainly a fairly astonishing idea, to me, but not to the Baboon, who had decided that the idea was awesome. A computer was the item that was chosen.

My Colourful Baboon desperately looked for a rubber johnny that they would experiment on. One might consider this to be a fairly surprising idea, to you, but not to the Baboon, who assumed that this idea was wonderful. You wouldnt have thought, a rubber johnny is the thing to opt for.

My Colourful Baboon desperately desired a melon that they liked to try to nail to the wall. This might appear to be a funny idea, to everybody you know, but not to the Baboon, who felt that this idea is out of this world. You wouldnt have imagined, a melon being the thing selected.

My Colourful Baboon looked for a crown that they would experiment on. It might be a weird idea, to me and my wife, but not to the Baboon, who assumed it would be breathtaking. Honestly, a crown being the chosen item.

My Colourful Baboon carried a condom that they would often smash. It might have been a bizarre idea, to my mum, but not to the Baboon, who had come to the conclusion it would be awe-inspring. Who would have thought, a condom being the item selected.