Ugly Baboon

Ugly Baboon wanted a bottle of wine that they would occasionally demolish. One might consider this to be an astonishing exercise, to me and my wife, but not to the Baboon, who considered that this idea is breathtaking. Who would have thought, a bottle of wine was the chosen thing.

Ugly Baboon desperately needed a ball that they sometimes experiment on. It is considered to be a strange thing to do, to my mum, but not to the Baboon, who had decided it would be out of this world. You wouldnt have imagined, a ball was the item that was chosen.

Ugly Baboon desperately wanted a stretchman that they would try to nail to the wall. One might find this to be a weird action, to you and me, but not to the Baboon, who thinks that the idea was spectacular. You wouldnt have thought, a stretchman would be the item that was opted for.

Ugly Baboon desperately looked for a toilet brush that they would play with. This could be considered a fairly unusual operation, to me and my husband, but not to the Baboon, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is exciting. Remarkably, a toilet brush is the thing to choose.

Ugly Baboon searched for a bottle of wine that they would rub on his belly. One might find this to be a fairly weird and wonderful proposal, to you and me, but not to the Baboon, who assumed that this idea was simply life. A bottle of wine was the item that was selected.

Ugly Baboon desperately looked for a custard pie that they would occasionally sleep with. It would have been a new approach to life, to me and my children, but not to the Baboon, who felt it would be sublime. A custard pie would be the item that was opted for.