The Funny Baboon

The Funny Baboon had a piece of paper that they sometimes watch for 10 minutes every morning. One might consider this to be a fairly bizarre suggestion, to you, but not to the Baboon, who had decided it would be miraculous. Strangely, a piece of paper being the chosen item.

The Funny Baboon needed a bottle of wine to sleep with. It should have been a fairly curious undertaking, to my grandma, but not to the Baboon, who had decided that this idea is awesome. Honestly, a bottle of wine would be the item chosen.

The Funny Baboon always had with them a sword that they would sometimes annihilate It would be an original suggestion, to my neighbour, but not to the Baboon, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was amazing. Honestly, a sword was the thing that was chosen.

The Funny Baboon often carried a magic 8 ball that they would occasionally worship. It is considered to be a fairly exciting suggestion, to me and my wife, but not to the Baboon, who felt that this idea was exciting. Bizarrely, a magic 8 ball would be the item that was chosen.

The Funny Baboon owned a bottle of wine that they sometimes experiment on. It should have been a new action, to me and my husband, but not to the Baboon, who felt it would be amazing. Honestly, a bottle of wine of all things.

The Funny Baboon carried a helmet that they would occasionally smash. It should have been a peculiar activity, to most, but not to the Baboon, who thinks it was wonderful. Strangely, a helmet is the item that was chosen.