The Curious Baboon

The Curious Baboon carried a sack of potatoes that they would occasionally put down their trousers. It is considered to be a bizarre undertaking, to my grandpa, but not to the Baboon, who had decided that the idea was breathtaking. Who would have imagined, a sack of potatoes being the chosen thing.

The Curious Baboon owned a pint of cider that they liked to worship. This could be considered a fairly funny idea, to me and my parents, but not to the Baboon, who considered it would be simply life. Remarkably, a pint of cider would be the item that was opted for.

The Curious Baboon desperately wanted a rubber chicken that they would often put in the bath with him. It should have been a peculiar idea, to my children, but not to the Baboon, who had come to the conclusion it was fun. Bizarrely, a rubber chicken would be the item that was chosen.

The Curious Baboon owned a radiator to put in the bath with him. It would be a curious suggestion, to my children, but not to the Baboon, who felt that this idea is sublime. Bizarrely, a radiator is the thing to choose.

The Curious Baboon always kept a can of Dr Pepper that they would try to balance on their head. This seems to be an extraordinary undertaking, to my dad, but not to the Baboon, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was fun. Honestly, a can of Dr Pepper was the item that was chosen.

The Curious Baboon desired a bottle of coke that they sometimes rub on his belly. This is certainly a fairly astonishing exercise, to everybody you know, but not to the Baboon, who feels that this idea is fun. Remarkably, a bottle of coke of all things.