Bum Loving Antelope

Bum Loving Antelope desperately needed a set of lego that they liked to demolish. It might have been a new activity, to everybody you know, but not to the Antelope, who assumed that this idea was exciting. Honestly, a set of lego would be the item chosen.

Bum Loving Antelope desperately desired a sponge that they sometimes put in the bath with him. It might be an astonishing undertaking, to my dad, but not to the Antelope, who feels it would be sublime. Who would have imagined, a sponge would be the item that was opted for.

Bum Loving Antelope desperately looked for a wig to try to nail to the wall. This seems a funny undertaking, to you, but not to the Antelope, who considered that this idea was awe-inspring. Strangely, a wig was the thing that was opted for.

Bum Loving Antelope looked for a custard pie that they would sometimes throw. This is certainly a fairly curious thought, to my grandma, but not to the Antelope, who feels that it was in fact, epic. Bizarrely, a custard pie was the item that was opted for.

Bum Loving Antelope searched for a mug that they sometimes put up their bum. This could be considered a somewhat surprising thought, to most, but not to the Antelope, who assumed that this idea is fun. Remarkably, a mug is the item to opt for.

Bum Loving Antelope owned a porno magazine that they liked to put down their trousers. One might find this to be a fairly weird proposal, to you and me, but not to the Antelope, who expected it would be simply life. Bizarrely, a porno magazine being the chosen item.