The Scary Antelope

The Scary Antelope always carried a hat to eat. It was a fairly strange thought, to you, but not to the Antelope, who expected that the idea was magnificent. Bizarrely, a hat would be the item that was selected.

The Scary Antelope needed a toilet brush that they would sometimes cuddle. This seems to be a fairly curious operation, to my grandpa, but not to the Antelope, who had come to the conclusion it was awesome. Who would have thought, a toilet brush would be the item that was selected.

The Scary Antelope often carried a wig that they would sometimes play with. It is an exciting thought, to some, but not to the Antelope, who expected that it was in fact, entertaining. Strangely, a wig was the thing that was selected.

The Scary Antelope desperately wanted a can of coke that they liked to play with. This could be considered a fairly extraordinary thing to do, to me, but not to the Antelope, who assumed that this idea was wonderful. Strangely, a can of coke was the chosen item.

The Scary Antelope wanted a Harry Potter wand that they sometimes put up their bum. This seems to be a fairly astonishing thing to do, to many, but not to the Antelope, who thought that the idea was stunning. Who would have thought, a Harry Potter wand was the chosen thing.

The Scary Antelope desired a sword that they would occasionally insert somewhere. It should be a new undertaking, to everybody you know, but not to the Antelope, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was epic. Remarkably, a sword would be the item that was opted for.