The Retarded Antelope

The Retarded Antelope always kept a bottle of beer that they sometimes put on his head. One might find this to be an extraordinary undertaking, to you and me, but not to the Antelope, who felt it would be sublime. Remarkably, a bottle of beer was the chosen thing.

The Retarded Antelope always had with them a block of cheese that they would rub on his belly. One might find this to be an odd undertaking, to my mum, but not to the Antelope, who thinks that this idea is entertaining. A block of cheese would be the item that was chosen.

The Retarded Antelope desperately wanted a pencil sharpener that they would smash. One might say this is a fairly funny operation, to me and my wife, but not to the Antelope, who considered that the idea was the most awesome idea. A pencil sharpener is the thing to opt for.

The Retarded Antelope desperately desired a hat that they would sometimes eat. It would be a fairly extraordinary exercise, to my grandpa, but not to the Antelope, who felt that the idea was exciting. Strangely, a hat being the item opted for.

The Retarded Antelope needed a can of Tango that they would sleep with. It was a fairly exciting undertaking, to me and my children, but not to the Antelope, who expected it was the most awesome idea. Honestly, a can of Tango would be the chosen thing.

The Retarded Antelope carried a bag of poop that they liked to smash. One might say this is a funny action, to many, but not to the Antelope, who assumed that the idea was epic. A bag of poop would be the thing that was chosen.