The Jolly Antelope

The Jolly Antelope always had with them a porno magazine that they liked to watch for 10 minutes every morning. This seems a fairly strange activity, to my dad, but not to the Antelope, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was awesome. Honestly, a porno magazine being the item opted for.

The Jolly Antelope searched for a sponge that they would put up their bum. It was a funny undertaking, to my dad, but not to the Antelope, who had decided that it was in fact, magnificent. You wouldnt have imagined, a sponge was the chosen thing.

The Jolly Antelope desperately wanted a Harry Potter wand that they would throw. This seems to be a fairly surprising undertaking, to you and me, but not to the Antelope, who felt that this idea was awe-inspring. You wouldnt have thought, a Harry Potter wand would be the item that was chosen.

The Jolly Antelope wanted a can of coke to break. It was considered to be a fairly unusual suggestion, to my children, but not to the Antelope, who assumed it was simply life. A can of coke having that done to it

The Jolly Antelope looked for a pint of beer that they would sometimes experiment on. It might be a fairly odd operation, to you, but not to the Antelope, who considered it was awesome. Who would have imagined, a pint of beer being the item selected.

The Jolly Antelope craved for a sponge that they sometimes embrace. It is a fairly bizarre activity, to my neighbour, but not to the Antelope, who expected it would be wonderous. Who would have thought, a sponge was the thing that was chosen.