The Bewildered Antelope

The Bewildered Antelope often carried a cucumber that they would put down their trousers. One might say this is a somewhat surprising approach to life, to my mum, but not to the Antelope, who feels that this idea is stunning. A cucumber being the chosen item.

The Bewildered Antelope always had with them a rubber johnny that they liked to smash. It should be an original exercise, to you, but not to the Antelope, who considered it was out of this world. Who would have thought, a rubber johnny would be the thing that was chosen.

The Bewildered Antelope desperately needed a vibrator that they sometimes put up their bum. It was considered to be a curious undertaking, to many, but not to the Antelope, who feels that this idea was breathtaking. You wouldnt have thought, a vibrator is the item that was chosen.

The Bewildered Antelope desperately desired a wig that they would insert somewhere. This seems to be a fairly curious suggestion, to my children, but not to the Antelope, who felt that this idea was awe-inspring. Who would have imagined, a wig is the item to select.

The Bewildered Antelope desperately looked for a bag of poop that they would sometimes experiment on. This seems a curious approach to life, to me and my parents, but not to the Antelope, who felt that this idea is fun. You wouldnt have thought, a bag of poop being the item selected.

The Bewildered Antelope often carried a wig that they would often put up their bum. One might consider this to be a fairly original exercise, to me and my children, but not to the Antelope, who feels that the idea was magnificent. A wig of all things.