A Foolish Antelope

A Foolish Antelope found a vibrator that they sometimes eat. This seems to be a bizarre approach to life, to me and my children, but not to the Antelope, who thought it was the most awesome idea. Remarkably, a vibrator is the thing to opt for.

A Foolish Antelope always had with them a ball that they would sometimes demolish. One might say this is a fairly funny idea, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Antelope, who thinks that the idea was exciting. You wouldnt have thought, a ball was the chosen item.

A Foolish Antelope desperately searched for a cheese grater to put up their bum. It should be a bizarre approach to life, to most, but not to the Antelope, who felt that the idea was stunning. Who would have imagined, a cheese grater would be the item that was chosen.

A Foolish Antelope searched for a can of Tango that they sometimes put down their trousers. It would have been an original thing to do, to most, but not to the Antelope, who felt that it was in fact, stunning. You wouldnt have thought, a can of Tango would be the thing that was selected.

A Foolish Antelope always kept a mug that they would occasionally share. It was considered to be a fairly surprising thought, to me and my husband, but not to the Antelope, who expected that the idea was epic. A mug was the thing that was opted for.

A Foolish Antelope always carried a helmet that they would occasionally throw. This might appear to be an original activity, to you, but not to the Antelope, who had decided it was awesome. You wouldnt have thought, a helmet is the thing to select.