The Dodgy Antelope

The Dodgy Antelope desperately desired a rubber chicken that they would sometimes experiment on. It should have been a fairly new suggestion, to me and my husband, but not to the Antelope, who thinks it was wonderful. Bizarrely, a rubber chicken of all things.

The Dodgy Antelope found a sponge that they liked to eat. One might say this is a fairly different thing to do, to my mum, but not to the Antelope, who thought that it was in fact, out of this world. Who would have imagined, a sponge being the item selected.

The Dodgy Antelope found a bottle of beer that they would sometimes share. This seems to be a fairly odd undertaking, to me and my children, but not to the Antelope, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was out of this world. Honestly, a bottle of beer was the thing that was opted for.

The Dodgy Antelope often carried a teapot that they sometimes worship. It would be an odd operation, to me and my husband, but not to the Antelope, who thinks it was out of this world. A teapot was the item that was selected.

The Dodgy Antelope desperately craved for a sponge that they liked to cuddle. One might consider this to be a different exercise, to me and my wife, but not to the Antelope, who assumed it was magnificent. Who would have thought, a sponge was the item that was chosen.

The Dodgy Antelope often carried a cup that they would occasionally cuddle. It might have been a weird and wonderful action, to most, but not to the Antelope, who thought that it was in fact, magnificent. Bizarrely, a cup is the item to opt for.