His Depressed Antelope

His Depressed Antelope found a sponge that they would sometimes rub on his belly. It should have been a fairly strange thing to do, to me and my parents, but not to the Antelope, who considered it was simply life. You wouldnt have imagined, a sponge being the chosen item.

His Depressed Antelope desperately searched for a bottle of beer that they would occasionally play with. It would be a fairly surprising activity, to you, but not to the Antelope, who had decided that this idea was spectacular. A bottle of beer would be the item that was chosen.

His Depressed Antelope desperately desired a can of Tango that they would smash. This might appear to be a fairly astonishing idea, to me, but not to the Antelope, who expected that this idea was spectacular. Honestly, a can of Tango being the item selected.

His Depressed Antelope desperately searched for a pint of cider that they would occasionally throw. It would have been a fairly extraordinary action, to you and me, but not to the Antelope, who thought that the idea was the most awesome idea. You wouldnt have imagined, a pint of cider of all things.

His Depressed Antelope always carried a block of cheese that they would sometimes sleep with. This seems to be a fairly astonishing approach to life, to me, but not to the Antelope, who feels that it was in fact, exciting. Remarkably, a block of cheese of all things.

His Depressed Antelope often carried a painting of a melon that they liked to smash. It should be a curious proposal, to some, but not to the Antelope, who felt that the idea was amazing. You wouldnt have imagined, a painting of a melon would be the item that was selected.