The Weary Antelope

The Weary Antelope always had with them a rubber johnny that they would often put on his head. It should have been an exciting activity, to most, but not to the Antelope, who assumed that this idea was sublime. Bizarrely, a rubber johnny would be the thing that was selected.

The Weary Antelope desperately needed a can of coke to put on his head. This seems to be a fairly extraordinary exercise, to me and my husband, but not to the Antelope, who expected it would be amazing. You wouldnt have thought, a can of coke being the chosen item.

The Weary Antelope desperately searched for a helmet that they would sometimes share. It is considered to be an odd activity, to my neighbour, but not to the Antelope, who felt that this idea is sublime. You wouldnt have imagined, a helmet being the thing selected.

The Weary Antelope desperately desired a teapot that they liked to insert somewhere. One might consider this to be a different thing to do, to many, but not to the Antelope, who felt that it was in fact, fun. Honestly, a teapot would be the chosen thing.

The Weary Antelope desperately searched for a can of Dr Pepper that they sometimes insert somewhere. It was considered to be a curious undertaking, to you, but not to the Antelope, who feels that this idea was the most awesome idea. Honestly, a can of Dr Pepper is the item to opt for.

The Weary Antelope owned a stapler to play with. This seems to be an extraordinary suggestion, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Antelope, who expected that this idea is breathtaking. Bizarrely, a stapler being the chosen thing.