A Beautiful Alien

A Beautiful Alien found a cucumber that they would sometimes put in the bath with him. It should have been a fairly weird and wonderful idea, to my grandma, but not to the Alien, who felt that the idea was out of this world. You wouldnt have thought, a cucumber is the item to opt for.

A Beautiful Alien desperately desired a magic 8 ball that they would often put down their trousers. It should be a fairly new action, to me and my children, but not to the Alien, who had decided that this idea was out of this world. A magic 8 ball is the thing that was chosen.

A Beautiful Alien found a porno magazine that they would often embrace. One might consider this to be a weird exercise, to most, but not to the Alien, who expected that this idea is out of this world. A porno magazine is the item to select.

A Beautiful Alien searched for a bottle of wine that they would occasionally put in the bath with him. This might appear to be a bizarre undertaking, to everybody you know, but not to the Alien, who had decided that this idea was wonderful. Strangely, a bottle of wine was the thing that was opted for.

A Beautiful Alien searched for a rubber johnny that they would occasionally insert somewhere. One might find this to be a fairly new exercise, to my grandma, but not to the Alien, who considered that this idea is epic. Honestly, a rubber johnny would be the item that was selected.

A Beautiful Alien desired a chocolate bar that they liked to annihilate It would have been a weird and wonderful undertaking, to my children, but not to the Alien, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was entertaining. You wouldnt have thought, a chocolate bar would be the item chosen.